ShaoLan: The Chinese zodiac, explained
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THE EAST V WEST!!!… YIN & BANG!…. [With plenty of dramatic drum roll]…. We have two different sets of zodiac… We have the one that’s true in the western tabloid media, it must be, as many millions view and rely on each day for them to still be around. Then, we have another Eastern version that’s true also because thousands have tattoos with Chinese writing and the Yin Yang symbol etc, so that must confirm. Besides the western followers, the Chinese population and other surrounding regions account for over 2 billion of the population and many believers, and we all know that the more people follow something, that also confirms truth, THERE IS NO NEED FOR REASON AND EVIDENCE WHEN THE NUMBERS ARE SO HIGH. :p
We have two super powerful ideas from hundreds of years ago and back then they must have been smarter and wiser than us today because we read it in the conspiracy theory pages. Super, advanced intelligence back then they had….. They didn’t have airplanes, cars, prosthetic limbs, fridge freezers, Laptops or internet etc etc etc but they were regarded as so advanced compared to us in this era and therefore to be well and truly respected of course. However, there’s a problem… Lots of smarts and wisdom in two separate regions of the world back then but a clash between the different zodiac systems?????… HOLY MACARONI!!!!
They did not merge into one and are very different to each other. I’ve heard around, that they would have merged when created hundreds of years ago but the WiFi signals back then were a little too weak, so communication across continents was not so good. (I would have thought they had better communication systems due to their all knowing wisdom}) ONE THEREFORE MUST BE A LIE!!!!…. [dramatic drum roll]….. [dramatic violin too]…..[more drum roll]…. [continue for a minute to raise plenty of adrenaline and cortisol]
Should the West wage war against the East once and for all to reveal the real truth? Both Zodiacs have followers into the millions, and one side must be lying!!! 😮 Would the East use their Chi Energy to overpower the West in such a war?? (It didn’t work in the Olympics or the World Cup so well though, the drugs did help the Chinese a little before being caught and banned 😉 )… Will the West use their tattoo Yin Yang symbols to counteract this force… or…. turn to page 16 of The Daily Star to gain inspiration from what must be the very true words used for many years “Today is the day where your luck will change and your enemies will be put to shame” 😮 [More of that dramatic drum roll!]
Exciting times!!…. I wonder who is actually telling the truth? Will those funky Aquarians have some Chi energy shoved up their nostrils fixing their lying brain once and for all??? Will the Sagittarian’s use their open mind and high energy to fend off that Chi??? Maybe Trump can sort this one out??!!!! C’mon Donny… After building ‘The Wall’ sort this one out fella!!!
The truth from my perspective…. Lots and lots of believers, who, while searching for meaning in life are susceptible to believing anything with little investigation, unable to use reason as a guide, in preference flowing with comfort zone reality… Most Yin Yang tattoo owners will not know even 10% of the information in this video is my guess… INDOCTRINATION + COOL + IGNORANCE = COMFORT & OPTIMISM & GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES.
Can anyone provide any evidence beyond their subjective reality?
*For all those believers offended by my lighthearted sarcasm, it’s just a little fun. Please post evidence to back up your claims in the comments and I will gladly change my mind and become a believer myself.
By Panayiotis Stavrou
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