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MC Quakez Ft Shakes – Balance

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Oi Connor – your mum!

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My oyster card goes beep-biddy-beep (beep-biddy-beep)
It’s a child one (one)
But I’m not one (one)
This is just fun (fun)
I’ve got a water gun (gun)
Spray it at your girl’s leg (Pew! Pew!)
She’s slim like a peg (peg)
But I’m not interested (sted)
She said look at your head (head)
Yeah, I know it’s square (square)
But what else can you say? (say)
You can never be bae (no way)
You can never be bae (stop it)
You can never be bae (cut it)
I told her her breath stinks ()
You need breath mints
I like mince
Wit spaghetti
Spray confetti
My mum said “When will you marry?”
I told her I’m not in a hurry
Look what happened to Barry
And Sandra
She left him
‘Cause he couldn’t buy her the balance
Ciaga
Would you rather
Say nada?
I’m finished
Let’s go and eat some spinach
Ho
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You need to know the balance
Natwest balance
Barclay’s balance
Bank account balance
Everywhere you go, the balance
Even your girlfriend’s balance

The Balance
Ciaga

I’ve got a friend called Balance
Never pay his balance
They came for him (who?)
The bailiff
His name was Charlie
Came with his friend, Marley
I saw her and said “Chale”
She looked flawless
Quite gorgeous
Her fit was enormous
Formless
His hairline was a forefeit
So I told her baby
Swing my way
And maybe one day
I can be your baby daddy
Her skin looked sweet
Then I looked at the feet
Chipped toenails
What are those?
You don’t know pedicure
Or manicure
I could be your cure
Make you feel secure
The water I drink is pure
But first
Yo
Listen
I said yo
Listen
Ha!
Mandem thought I ran out of bars but I didn’t
Ha!

You need to know the balance
Natwest balance
Barclay’s balance
Bank account balance
Everywhere you go, the balance
Even your girlfriend’s balance

The Balance
Ciaga

Ciaga

Ciaga

Ciaga

Ciaga

There will be no ubimilax
Only a shimalax

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